let this poison last

betanyagito:

churchofbayonetta:

oldroots:

oldroots:

oldroots:

my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

funnystories:

when i was younger, i played a lot of club penguin and was a member on and off with a lot of neat clothes and furniture and stuff. i don’t know if people on that site still pretend to be dating other penguins, but back in my day, we would all ask each other out and pretend to go on dates and stupid stuff like that. i would dress up as a girl with a wig and clothes and ask other penguins dressed as guys if they wanted to date, and if they said yes, i’d invite them to my igloo and quickly change into boy clothes and wigs and when the other person got there, i would say things like “who are you” and “get out of my igloo” until they got freaked out and left

allisonofthefirenation:

Democratic.

Republican.

Libertarian.

Independent.

Long ago, the parties lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the republicans attacked.

Only the president, master of all the parties, could stop them. But when the country needed him most, his term ended.

Four years passed and Obama and I discovered a new candidate, a democratic socialist named Bernie.

And although his political skills are great, he has a lot of polls to win before he can save anyone.

But I believe Bernie Sanders can save America.

panasonicyouth:

nb2000:

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

i juST DONT

It’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this was my exact reaction to Deathly Hallows (except it was 5AMish).

oh my god this is PERFECT

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